Just Saying

This is going to be a little hard. I am not usually like that and this is not a topic that I often chat about at the supermarket aisle while I am deciding on my next meal plan.

Hmm, maybe I should also tell you right here and right now that you should not read this post if you are 1) in the presence of your parents, 2) or children for that matter, 3) or if you are about to have your lunch, 4) or tea break. Also stop reading here if you had just had your 5) lunch or breakfast or tea break. And about that Starbucks in your hand, maybe you should put it away.

Now I think you are ready, here is the question:

Have you ever tasted semen?

I don’t need to know your answer. Really I don’t. But if you have said yes to the previous question, then here is another for you:

Do you like it?

Now. This is the answer that is a little interesting. And this is one answer I would like to know. Obviously there is a catch-22 here in that if I know your reply to the second question, I would literally know your answer to the first question, which is the answer I specifically did not want to know about.

Just keep the answer to yourself. After all, I do prefer to be able to look all my friends in the eye when I get out of this barren desert land.

But if you had replied yes to the second question, I think you would enjoy this.

Just saying.