I graduated yesterday with First Class Honours. This is from Lord Tristan School of Relationships. Lord Tristan has been kind enough to accept me as his student for about 10 minutes.
I had to answer questions like, how long have I been together with my current partner. Declare my name with the appropriate capital letters. And be really really honest about everything else.
I was kind of disappointed because I was actually trying to get a pHD. It turns out that you can only enroll for that course only after you have had 2 ex-es. Darn it really. This is the part I will say sorry to Mr S.O. because I need to get my pHD and he is kind of... well... in the way?
Mind you, this is not easy. Do not underestimate this mean feat. Don't think that any Tom, Dick or Harry can get this. According to Lord Tristan, you have to be his friend even before you can set eyes on the application form.
I had to answer questions like, how long have I been together with my current partner. Declare my name with the appropriate capital letters. And be really really honest about everything else.
I was kind of disappointed because I was actually trying to get a pHD. It turns out that you can only enroll for that course only after you have had 2 ex-es. Darn it really. This is the part I will say sorry to Mr S.O. because I need to get my pHD and he is kind of... well... in the way?
Mind you, this is not easy. Do not underestimate this mean feat. Don't think that any Tom, Dick or Harry can get this. According to Lord Tristan, you have to be his friend even before you can set eyes on the application form.
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